oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

apatheticghost:

NO JIGGLYMOM IM NOT A KIDPUFF ANYMORE

IM A

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(Source: itsvondell)

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

(Source: ovoxott)

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

maxterbate:

goin after the pussy

galifianafuck:

a new brownie mix recipe called “robert brownie jr”

(Source: ohcorny)

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

kushdrinker:

i need to do a sex

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

andrewhussiesbosom:

did u kno michelle obama has an eye? illuminati